The Obama Bin Laden Scam
9/11 may be the biggest scam of history but since the formula has worked perfectly why should they stop there, “ Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it” said Hitler; for example the figure shows that 60 percent of the American people back military action against Gaddafi. They still believe that Gaddafi is a monster who kills his own people happily, rapes old women, cut people’s head and uses them as ornament. Who would believe that Gaddafi planned to nationalize Lybian oil industry for the sake of his people or something like the literacy rate in Lybia is among the best in all Arab country and the highest in northern Africa (with great proportion of women’s participation, here Hilary Cliton could not use the secluded women excuse during the attack on Taliban ). But the taste of milky shit is far away better for the mass media-fed western people, just like the Mac Donald big burger: they know that it’s bad but so damn yummy shit so why to get deprived of.
Now the yummy feces — for those who suffer “Cranial-rectal Inversion Syndrome”where assholism is a national culture—took another form. First Obama declared that “justice has been done” on the event of Bin Laden’s death but little did he know that Mr Bin was never convicted for 911 even in the official report for the simple reason that there is no evidence at all. This orgasmic euphoric celebration is hard to understand for the normal humanoid who has brain to think, it only makes sense if one has deep interest in scatological gastronomy and voluntarily agrees to serve the propaganda agenda set by Obama’s administration. Then we come to the principal yummy (shitty) menu: where is the real photo of Bin Laden dead body. We all are now aware that the first picture leaked on internet is a 5min photoshop made and mainstream media themselves deny its authenticity. I bet that we gonna face the same situation as the cameras which filmed the crash on pentagon building: a bid load of shit. And then, unconfirmed but likely plausible information arose that the U.S know that Mr Bin died years ago and orchestrate this not funny comedy to boost Obama’s popularity. The show must go on and George W. Bush should be given royalties for copyright infringement. Till then, we are waiting for the dessert, shit cake or shitty ice cream.

source: http://www.sl-webs.com/deesillustration/home.asp
ps: it’s funny that my MS Word corrects Obama into Osama.

holy crap, that piece of shit (oops, sheet) is so damn well-written… and putting the obvious right in the front of whoever can’t see it cause it’s so big